Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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