So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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