Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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