Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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