So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
