I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize
