Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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