Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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