trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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