My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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