ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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