She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Operation Purity has been aborted
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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