I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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