Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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