You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I party with great urgency now.
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