Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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