I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
