I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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