Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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