The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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