I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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