the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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