You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
