Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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