My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Oh god it's open bar.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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