Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you win again, gameday.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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