your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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