Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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