Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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