Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up under a house in Key West
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