White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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