She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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