i don't plan on having that self control this summer
there was a trapeze. enough said
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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