well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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