I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
