i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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