but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Everything about him screamed your future.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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