don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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