you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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