i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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