I wanna passion pit in your ass
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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