OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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