Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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