You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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