YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just want nice things and good sex
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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