Your mouth is God's brothel.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
