we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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