No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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