yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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