I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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