we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
