On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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