I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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