Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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