This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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