You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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