How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
