i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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