Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize