Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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