K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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