i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
two words: eviction party
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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