we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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